Children On Marriage

I thought I would start this thread as a bit of fun. A recent survey asked children between 5 and 10 some questions about marriage and relationships. Here are the humorous responses.

Answers about getting married.

"You've got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. You know, football, she really should like football and she should keep the crisps and dips coming." Kristen, aged 10

" No person really decides before they grow up who they are going to marry. God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you get stuck with." Aged 10

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to the parents." Eric, aged 6

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need kind of trouble." Will, aged 7

" My mother says to look for someone that is kind...Thats what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." Carolyn, aged 8

What's is the right age to get married?

"Once I'm done with nursery, I'm going to find me a wife." Bert, Aged 5

Twenty three is the best aged to get married because you have known the person forever by then." Camille, aged 6

" No age is good to get married, I think you would be a fool to get married." Freddie, aged 6

How can a stranger tell if you are married?

"Well, you might have to guess when they are yelling at the same kids." Derrick, aged 8

What do most people do on dates?

"Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have if they listen long enough." Lynette, aged 8

"On the first date they tell each other lies and that usually gets get them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, aged 9

When is it okay to kiss someone?

"When they're rich." Pam, aged 7

"The law says you have to be 18, so I don't want to break the law." Curtis, aged 7

"The rule goes like this. If you kiss someone you have to marry them, so I would only kiss when I wanted to settle down." Howard, aged 8

Is it better to be married or single?

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, aged 9

How wold you make a marriage work?

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even though she looks like a truck!!!!!!" Ricky, aged 10